The Vampire’s Assistant Movie Could Be a Cult Classic

The Vampire's Assistant is a movie that exists, and that's about where it stops for most people. But I'm not most people. No, as a matter of fact, I think I constitute the whole of this film's fanbase. It's a crying shame that you can't call something a cult classic just because you think it … Continue reading The Vampire’s Assistant Movie Could Be a Cult Classic

The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 1

Sometimes, when you rewatch the movies that you enjoyed as a child, you think to yourself, “Was I really that dumb?” Whether because of your undeveloped brain or the fact that kids have way different priorities when consuming media, rewatching certain things as an adult simply doesn’t stand up to scrutiny, even if it’s still … Continue reading The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 1