The Vampire’s Assistant Movie Could Be a Cult Classic

The Vampire's Assistant is a movie that exists, and that's about where it stops for most people. But I'm not most people. No, as a matter of fact, I think I constitute the whole of this film's fanbase. It's a crying shame that you can't call something a cult classic just because you think it … Continue reading The Vampire’s Assistant Movie Could Be a Cult Classic

The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 2

Why hello! In case you missed Part 1 of this 2-part ridiculously in-depth analysis of Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper, you can check that out here! Then come on over and enjoy Part 2 in all its... glory...? As with Part 1, here is my full video, and then below that is a … Continue reading The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 2

The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 1

Sometimes, when you rewatch the movies that you enjoyed as a child, you think to yourself, “Was I really that dumb?” Whether because of your undeveloped brain or the fact that kids have way different priorities when consuming media, rewatching certain things as an adult simply doesn’t stand up to scrutiny, even if it’s still … Continue reading The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 1

Short Story 101 When You Don’t Like Writing Short Stories

Listen, I'm gonna be honest here: this one wasn't that interesting to talk about. Sixteen is a collection of--you guessed it--sixteen short stories by young adult authors from the 80s. It had some good ones, it had some not-so-good ones. I enjoyed reading it but it also brought back a lot of... interesting memories about … Continue reading Short Story 101 When You Don’t Like Writing Short Stories