I’m Publishing a Book! (ARC Readers Wanted)

When I started this blog back in... 1898, or whatever year that was, I actually had it in mind to chronicle my journey as an aspiring author. Well, that intention has since gone a little off the rails, but I've never stopped writing stories. In fact, I've definitely done more of that than I have … Continue reading I’m Publishing a Book! (ARC Readers Wanted)

The Vampire’s Assistant Movie Could Be a Cult Classic

The Vampire's Assistant is a movie that exists, and that's about where it stops for most people. But I'm not most people. No, as a matter of fact, I think I constitute the whole of this film's fanbase. It's a crying shame that you can't call something a cult classic just because you think it … Continue reading The Vampire’s Assistant Movie Could Be a Cult Classic

The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 2

Why hello! In case you missed Part 1 of this 2-part ridiculously in-depth analysis of Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper, you can check that out here! Then come on over and enjoy Part 2 in all its... glory...? As with Part 1, here is my full video, and then below that is a … Continue reading The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 2

The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 1

Sometimes, when you rewatch the movies that you enjoyed as a child, you think to yourself, “Was I really that dumb?” Whether because of your undeveloped brain or the fact that kids have way different priorities when consuming media, rewatching certain things as an adult simply doesn’t stand up to scrutiny, even if it’s still … Continue reading The Princess and the Pauper is Way Better Than You Remember: Part 1

The Definitive YA Book Title Generator: Title Your YA Novel in 3 Easy Steps!

Looking to title your up-and-coming YA novel (especially if it's fantasy or science fiction)? Say no more! I have a foolproof formula for coming up with captivating, marketable, and *totally original* YA book titles. Behold, the definitive YA book title generator!!! Warning: snarkiness ahead. Title Your YA Novel in 3 Easy Steps So, I don't … Continue reading The Definitive YA Book Title Generator: Title Your YA Novel in 3 Easy Steps!

The Best Novels About Music and Musicians

As a musician (recreationally, mind you,) I’m always thrilled when I come across a novel about music or that centers around musicians. After all, they are a unique breed. Ergo, they ought to make for some pretty interesting fictional characters, right? Right! But wait! (you may exclaim,) isn’t it kind of weird to read about … Continue reading The Best Novels About Music and Musicians